I have been hoodwinked by Hollywood so many times that it is ridiculous. Do you remember Jaws 3D? That had to be one of the worst movie that was ever created. I could have created better visual effects by farting in the bath tube. Needless to say I was expecting the same type of crap from My Bloody Valentine 3D. Boy was I wrong. I have to give this movie not one but two thumbs up and a punch in the face.
My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.
Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Im not saying that the 3D technology is perfect. It is however leaps an bounds above what we are use to seeing. I am referring to those crappy 3D movies with the red, blue, and green registration off center. Then you had to wear a pair of cardboard glass with one red lens and one blue lens. The bottom line is My Bloody Valentine is the real deal. The powers that be have finally figured out how to actually achieve real 3D and allow the view to look cool while doing so.
I cant believe that I almost rapped up this review without mentioning the nudity. Thats right my friend this horror flick has taken nudity in scary movies to a whole new level. Normally horror films only gives you what I call peek-a-boo nudity. Not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. You get butt wiggling boob in your face giggling nudity. I could go on for a few more paragraphs describing it but I am attempting to keep this site clean.
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 17944
My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.
Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Im not saying that the 3D technology is perfect. It is however leaps an bounds above what we are use to seeing. I am referring to those crappy 3D movies with the red, blue, and green registration off center. Then you had to wear a pair of cardboard glass with one red lens and one blue lens. The bottom line is My Bloody Valentine is the real deal. The powers that be have finally figured out how to actually achieve real 3D and allow the view to look cool while doing so.
I cant believe that I almost rapped up this review without mentioning the nudity. Thats right my friend this horror flick has taken nudity in scary movies to a whole new level. Normally horror films only gives you what I call peek-a-boo nudity. Not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. You get butt wiggling boob in your face giggling nudity. I could go on for a few more paragraphs describing it but I am attempting to keep this site clean.
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 17944
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